We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She said her name was "party"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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