How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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