Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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