God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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