Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You made out with two different species that night
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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