Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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