Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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