I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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