Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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