yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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