its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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