going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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