I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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