Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
only if we run a train.
done.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
