I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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