Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
