To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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