so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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