But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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