that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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