No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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