Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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