Nicole vs. Life
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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