Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
