Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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