she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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