Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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