did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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