hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I will pee on everything he values.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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