yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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