she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just want to make out with him forever
I could fuck to npr.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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