You just made me feel so damn special
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm having to shit out rocks
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