The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize