youre lurking in front of me
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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