Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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