I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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