who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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