You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm like, not good at living.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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