I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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