the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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