We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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