I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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