i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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