she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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