I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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