Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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