i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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