Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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