Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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