I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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