I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
