He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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