No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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