I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just pee around me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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