Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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