Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My underwear smells like fireworks.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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